A funny guy with the disturbing habit of drawing a large penis and then licking it when he thinks you aren't looking.
Andrew: Who drew that dick?
Paul: *feels wall* It's still wet.
Andrew: *balls fist* LOGANNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Paul: *feels wall* It's still wet.
Andrew: *balls fist* LOGANNNNNNNNNNNNN.
by TripleDimensional November 12, 2012

Logan is a kid who is weird. A Logan can be cool but is mostly a show-off. Logan watches hentia porn in classes at school. Especially if his last name is Gifford.
by The real faxs February 11, 2019

A guy who makes you want to claw your eyes out. He argues with everything you say and is way to stunborn. He is the pack leader of the trump train. He always had esxuses and his nickname is sweaty Patrick.
Friend-"How would you describe Logan?"
Friend-"Logan is a red neck sweaty Patrick who came up with Trump Train."
Logan-"I am very sexy."
Friend-"Logan is a red neck sweaty Patrick who came up with Trump Train."
Logan-"I am very sexy."
by ArtemisAcher May 6, 2017

logan noun, The most efficient number of repetitions of beneficial actions needed to achieve optimum results without causing impairment , injury or waste
On average, one logan , just 3 or 4 push-ups are all the is needed to efficiently tone muscles without causing injury or discomfort.
by jayjade April 13, 2020

Logan is always analyzing something. He's a deep thinker, and for lack of better words, a nerd. He never struggles with seclusion. Logan always has an easy answer to a difficult problem, and helps his friends. He never really shows emotions, but he does feel.
Person 1- Where's Logan? I haven't seen him since yesterday.
Person 2- Probably reading, alone in his room.
Person 2- Probably reading, alone in his room.
by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

A DIRTY ASS SLUT THAT WILL LOSE HIS GIRLFRIEND TO A BOY NAMED JONAS. SIDE AFFECTS= HAIR FLIPS, COUNTRY ACCENT, AND BLONDE.
by JONASMAN2025 May 29, 2020
