douche

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

by p naz March 14, 2004

douche

To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer!

by Alex1 June 13, 2006

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

by Skylar Infantion December 17, 2003

douche

*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.

*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!

by RedneckHunny92 March 21, 2006

Douche

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

by JORGOR December 09, 2007

douche

When you find some Pot somewhere and you forgot that you had it.

"Holy Shit man, check it out, i found some douche in my pocket, lets go smoke it..."

by www.the-misc.com March 03, 2004

douche

A term used to describe a beautiful girl who often contradicts themselves.

aww you're such a douche

by YEURGH November 16, 2010