The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 22, 2023

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy August 06, 2015

Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"

Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..

by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017

San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.

Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.

by BjLacr October 31, 2022

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 10, 2018

Cheeseburger mudslide

When two cheeseburger loving landwhales(fat asses) are fucking and one partner askes the other for a cheeseburger and that partner pulls an un-digested one out of their gaping asshole fresh off the mcasshole grill.

*land whales fucking*
"Oh baby oh yes"
"Baby I'm hungry can I get a cheeseburger mudslide?"
"Ohhhh sure cutie coming right up!"

by Gaki ass May 14, 2016