Baby Zygote

The term used when speaking of the small cell cluster just beginning to form in your friends uterus.

Me: I'm hungry.

Prego Friend: Me too.

Me: Ok, where do you and Baby Zygote wanna eat?

by Miss Sara C January 13, 2009

Non-zygotic Twins

Relationship between two people who share no common genetic material but who share eerily similar mannerisms, speech patterns, behaviors and/or appearance

"Are you two brother and sister??"
"What? No! We are not at all related "
"Well you're definitely non-zygotic twins then , because you act so much alike it is freaky"

by Magster Dragster November 17, 2016

purple zygote

when a guy gets poison ivy on his penis, the penis then transforms into a purple zygote

i now have a purple zygote

by SLICK429 December 25, 2008

Zygote Killer

Quite literally an abortionist

lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok

or

guy1: What do you want to be when you grow up?
guy2: A ZYGOTE KILLER!
guy3: Nice.

by Lindsayhahahahhahaha July 29, 2008

Zygote throat

A person who only has or gives oral sex...

Your wasting your time trying to have kids she's a zygote throat

by Soup kmf September 27, 2017

Zygote

When you want the smallest amount of a drink or food

Want a shot?!

-yeah but only a zygote, I have to drive.

by Queenmarmar March 1, 2020

Zygotic

Acting both psychotic and immature at the same time.

That man-child is acting zygotic

by deepinthemoney April 25, 2025