Zoltan

A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.

‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’

by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017

Zulian Mudskunk

A fish from World of Warcraft favored by Gahz'ranka in Zul'Gurub.

Also giving a girl a dirty sanchez while receiving a rimjob.

It is everything, and also nothing.

BRB GF wants to Zulian Mudskunk.

by Elaeli February 10, 2009

Zaltan

The best person in the world. has followers in all states. has a hand gesture devoted to his name. will go to outer space with his followers with the gay outer space guys.

Zaltan!( all together) Zaltan!( Jeff saying it all by himself b/c hes slow)

by Kristin Cybulski and Sherly Rivera December 20, 2004

New Zuland

The way New Zealanders pronounce their country

"I'm from New Zuland"
"I'm a New Zulandur"

by Lynn of Te Awamutu May 21, 2009

Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

Zoultan

A nerd with a sunburn inspired by continuum transfuctards in Dude, Where's my Car.

Ow, Zeff my Zoultan hurts.

by Vin Nguyen November 9, 2017

zulfan

he is a great footballer.

he is zulfan.

by ahmad stokin January 4, 2018