When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.
Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!
by einstein bagle balboa July 6, 2011
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"I totally zuckerberged him on the Lawson account."
"We were having sex and, before I knew it, I'd zuckerberged her and was finishing myself off.
"We were having sex and, before I knew it, I'd zuckerberged her and was finishing myself off.
by this.zucks October 24, 2011
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To over achieve at something in order to get back at a lady who wouldn't give you chance. In honor of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg who created the site to impress a girl.
That bitch told him he was too fat and she would never go out with him. He's now a pro body builder. He totally Mark Zuckerberg that bitch.
by Betancourt February 6, 2015
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by awfulOtter July 16, 2020
Get the Zuckerberg Line mug.Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
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After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.
Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
by jdiggidy August 4, 2020
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Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.
by Bookfaced May 13, 2010
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