Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.
Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.
Man 2:Or we could Zob
Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!
Man 2:We could always rotate?
Man 1:Or just zob watch
Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
Woman:Fucking zobbers
Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.
Man 2:Or we could Zob
Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!
Man 2:We could always rotate?
Man 1:Or just zob watch
Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
Woman:Fucking zobbers
Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.
Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.
Fuck off I am Zobbed.
Puff!
Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.
Man 2:Or we could Zob
Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!
Man 2:We could always rotate?
Man 1:Or just zob watch
Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.
Fuck off I am Zobbed.
Puff!
Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.
Man 2:Or we could Zob
Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!
Man 2:We could always rotate?
Man 1:Or just zob watch
Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
by IamLovejoy November 30, 2015
Get the zobbed mug.1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.
1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.
1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.
by 69 A11 April 8, 2010
Get the Zorned mug.adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.
I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.
by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006
Get the zorked mug.by Grandi Marin August 25, 2011
Get the zorber rip mug.Charming, salty and pretty,
Pure heart, well wisher to others, trustworthy, honest, intelligent,smart and cheerful
Pure heart, well wisher to others, trustworthy, honest, intelligent,smart and cheerful
by Angel123new January 12, 2014
Get the zobedeh mug.
Created by the 3 guys behind the Mostly Walking show, Sean Plott, Bill Graner and Sean Bouchard whilst/after playing an adventure game called Return to Zork.
The game, as some other games from that era, is infamous for one thing, it's easy to become unable to further progress in the game, due to your actions, without realizing it much later/at all.
Example: On the first screen, you have to obtain a plant. There are many ways to do so, but only one is the right one, and any other choice will lead you to a fail state, therefore being unable to complete the game, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT, until you get to the part where you need to use the plant.
Other example: further in the game, you have to cross the river, by summoning the ferryman. And he won't let you ride for free, of course. You need a special coin. The thing is, you just have to SHOW it to the ferryman and he will still take you to the other side, instead of giving it to him. If you give it to him, you are still able to explore the other side of the river, but by the time you want to cross the river and return to the first area, only then will you realize your mistake. You no longer have the coin, so he won't take you back.
Therefore, adopted from the game's name "Return to Zork", comes the term (being) "zorked". It basically means "screwed".
The game, as some other games from that era, is infamous for one thing, it's easy to become unable to further progress in the game, due to your actions, without realizing it much later/at all.
Example: On the first screen, you have to obtain a plant. There are many ways to do so, but only one is the right one, and any other choice will lead you to a fail state, therefore being unable to complete the game, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT, until you get to the part where you need to use the plant.
Other example: further in the game, you have to cross the river, by summoning the ferryman. And he won't let you ride for free, of course. You need a special coin. The thing is, you just have to SHOW it to the ferryman and he will still take you to the other side, instead of giving it to him. If you give it to him, you are still able to explore the other side of the river, but by the time you want to cross the river and return to the first area, only then will you realize your mistake. You no longer have the coin, so he won't take you back.
Therefore, adopted from the game's name "Return to Zork", comes the term (being) "zorked". It basically means "screwed".
I spent all my money on this new game and now I'm broke, I might have zorked myself.
A: The date was smooth, but I felt weird towards the end.
B: In my book, she totally zorked on you.
A: The date was smooth, but I felt weird towards the end.
B: In my book, she totally zorked on you.
by SoullessSDB January 19, 2018
Get the Zorked mug.