zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

zonkin

when your eye lids shut against your will.

"i'm totally zonkin, bb."

by ryan sikes September 5, 2013

zoken29ss

very good friend of yes yes

i like zoken29ss

"me to"

by treefor3 November 26, 2020

Zonked

When you’re too high to say zooted, you say zonked

“I am soooo fucking zonked rn”

by The_semi stoner February 6, 2022

bamba zonke

Common Rhodesian/Zimbabwean slang meaning "you take it all".

P1: all she does is shop using my credit card!
P2: She's bamba zonke!

by anonymous November 20, 2021

zonked

Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.

"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Zonkey

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

by xonkey101 December 26, 2008