Zombonner

When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection.

I have a raging zombonner! Lets play Call Of Duty!

Who, Tom? Oh he is going home to play Call of Duty because has a zombonner.

by Facer79 June 22, 2009

zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

miami zamboni

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.

The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."

by John XXX September 7, 2006

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

zomboids

people who follow the shell of an existance without questioning. Going through the motions because they think its instinctive to do so. A franchise Football Club customer is one of these.

this definition is courtesy of Leamington Pete

by AFCW April 24, 2004

zamboni

What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"

by For The Bros December 19, 2011