Zaffel is an extraordinary creature from another planet. He is the creator of the universe. Seen in many movies, such as The Odyssey, he appears to have a white face and big black eyes. Most of his sitings, he has been dancing along side young boys. No one knows why he is here, or how he came to earth. I would personally like him to go home. He has bothered my friends and me many times. If you see this "alien", quickly find the camera and take a picture, he is a rare site. Beware of Zaffle.
"What the hell is Zaffle?"
by Bobby Portsmith May 22, 2005
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Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.
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