Zobbler

Used in a manor to express ones feelings toward the idiocies of another person

“ Fuck off, your a fat off zobbler”

by PhatCock101 June 20, 2020

Zobbin'

The act of being too cool for school. Often done while wearing a hood.

Man, you are zobbin' so hard today!

by Abblie DeLussell November 24, 2011

Zobbstick

Maltese slang for douch bag roughly translated to dick stick

"Joey is such a zobbstick. He drove his porche into a tree

by Dudaboy August 6, 2016

Zobble

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Zobbi

The word "zobbi" is Maltese slang for an object made for your mum to receive.

"busli zobbi" ("let your mum receive a kiss") and "x'alla zobbi!" (translation- "let your mum receive Christ")

by Maltese translations February 29, 2020

foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok

This Maltese slang word translates to "fuck god fucking sperm holy mary you're annoying my penis gay person"

Mary. "What happened Owen? You look really troubled"

Owen. "foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok leave me alone"

by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020

zobbed

Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers

Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.

Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.

Fuck off I am Zobbed.

Puff!

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

by IamLovejoy November 30, 2015