Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com

"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."

by CasterMonk February 15, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I feel zjierb

by HighVoltageRat February 16, 2021

zjierb

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

Coined bt Brian David Gilbert

*eats a pickle slightly more squisher than expected* "I feel zjierb"

by boatd00g February 16, 2021

Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

What is this feeling I'm feeling now?
That's just zjierbness.

by comedy-of-errors February 15, 2021

zjierb

The tremendous existential dread received from biting into a slightly squishier than expected pickle.

"How was that pickle?"

"I feel... zjierb..."

by Who are we February 15, 2021

zjierb

The odd occurrence of a pickle being squishier then you initially expected.

Phwoah that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's not as crisp... 'cause it-the pickle is... it's a little squisky. You know that feeling? It feels zjierb...zjierbness.

by SirFunYums February 15, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling when you expect a certain result, but instead get a slightly different one which you are not sure on whether it is more satisfying or disappointing. The uncertainty compels one to sing and/or dance about it.

That pickle was squishier than I thought it was gonna be. I feel zjierb.

by ZTBT February 15, 2021