Zjierb

A feeling that is not disappointing nor anger, nor disgust. But is instead an entirely unique feeling only felt when biting into a pickle that is squishier than the consumer expected it to be. And is not negative nor positive. A universal feeling.
Most famously used by a man named Brian David Gilbert.
Common side effects include going to Zjierb.com

"That pickle was squishy, why, how Zjierb.:
"You mean that feeling you have when you bite into an unexpectedly squishy pickle?"
"Yeah."

by CasterMonk February 15, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I feel zjierb

by HighVoltageRat February 16, 2021

zjierb

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

Coined bt Brian David Gilbert

*eats a pickle slightly more squisher than expected* "I feel zjierb"

by boatd00g February 16, 2021

Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

What is this feeling I'm feeling now?
That's just zjierbness.

by comedy-of-errors February 15, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling is sobriety. It's 5 PM on a Thursday. You just got done with a long day at work, and the house is empty. You reach into the fridge for your usual pickle snack. You bite into it, but the pickle is not as crunchy as you expected. You are reminded for a brief moment that not even the most mundane things in life are guaranteed. Nothing in life is owed to you, not even pickles. Maybe you feel pleasantly surprised at this fact, or a little confused. Maybe you are slightly disappointed, although your pride refuses to let you admit it because, after all, it's just a pickle; but, both you and I know that it's a little more than that. Despite this feeling, you move on with your day as if nothing had happened. But you can't help but get the feeling that something has changed. Sobriety.

I feel zjierb

by Seggur December 6, 2021

zjierb

The tremendous existential dread received from biting into a slightly squishier than expected pickle.

"How was that pickle?"

"I feel... zjierb..."

by Who are we February 15, 2021

zjierb

The odd occurrence of a pickle being squishier then you initially expected.

Phwoah that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's not as crisp... 'cause it-the pickle is... it's a little squisky. You know that feeling? It feels zjierb...zjierbness.

by SirFunYums February 15, 2021