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Zintel

A man with a huge penis, or small penis that still makes any girl cum uncontrollably. He is smart, kind, funny, and athletic. He likes anime but not in a cringy way, but in a I will sex you good kind of way.

With no Zintels in this world there would be no sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.

Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with 2 past names.
Real girl #1: God Jack Mohan-ZINTEL made me cum so good last night.

Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so hot.

Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.
by Kack Nohan-Tintel November 23, 2021
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ZANDELIEN PIEK

Its is used in South Africa in the small town of Hoedspruit to describe the most beautiful looking women anyone has ever layed eyes on, this person is funny, quirky and her voice gets high pitched when funny or lying. She has been described as being someones "crack"
Have you seen her being all Zandelien Piek, it should be illegal to be like that
by Dewet Mostert March 5, 2023
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Zundel

German Nazi holocaust denying cunt who keeps getting his ass whupped by Canadian antifascists. The Nazis campaign for him not to be deported and condemn Canada's Nazi immigration laws which the Nazis always supported until it was one of their own who got done.
If Zundel thinks the gas chambers don't work, he should go shut himself in one and press the "on" button.
by antifa July 30, 2004
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zinkel

1. Dang that is a large zinkel
2. That guy has a zinkel
by xfirelordx (black boy) March 22, 2009
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zyndelle

Man I got zyndelle on my shoes
by Killermiller5140 July 15, 2017
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Zinderella

A women who has a very large ass, and trys to walk "sexy" but looks like a she has a pickle up her ass.
Guy1 : OMG, Look at the Zinderella.

Guy2: I'd still hit that.
by maaamma August 25, 2010
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Zinnel

1. Last name originating in Prussia
2. A high propensity to take various routes between two points.
1. Hello Mr. Zinnel

2. You took route 32 today? You are such a Zinnel!

1&2. Mr. Zinnel wanted to try a new path today. He is a total Zinnel!
by Holy Roman Emperor May 30, 2009
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