pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

super zerbert

A modified zerbert accomplished by pressing the lips against human flesh, usually the stomach or arm, biting the flesh to prevent dislodging, and blowing to make a farting noise.

She usually pushed me away when I tried to give her a zerbert, so I started giving her super zerberts instead.

by babatjie December 30, 2012

zerbert

When it's done in the stomach area, it becomes known as a raspbelly.

"I'm going to do the biggest, loudest, wettest raspbelly you've ever had!"

"You mean a zerbert?"

"No, I mean a raspbelly!"

by Perito Quastenberg April 5, 2010

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.

Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011

zerber

To blow into the rectum of ones partner, generally done for pleasure.

She moaned in ecstacy when I bent her over and gave her a zerber.

by Cliff Burton December 11, 2006

Zerbet

When you blow on someones stomach eliciting a loud farting sound.

Justin Timberlake, "I gave Timbaland the biggest zerbet last night. He seemed to really enjoy it."

by dickwadloser April 5, 2009

zerby

Zerby: When you give a male a blow job then pass the semen back and forth between your mouth and the guys, following you swallow the sperm

my friend is so sick last night he let a girl give him a zerby

by nasty69155 December 28, 2010