zerber

The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.

"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift September 3, 2005

zerber

To blow into the rectum of ones partner, generally done for pleasure.

She moaned in ecstacy when I bent her over and gave her a zerber.

by Cliff Burton December 11, 2006

Dirty Zerber

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.

I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!

by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011

Crimson Zerber

The act of blowing air into a vagina while she is on her period and then she pushes the air out making a bloody gurgling noise

I gave Jenna a crimson zerber last night and we both laughed as the blood and sloshing fart noises came out her.

by Lipidlavalid November 21, 2022