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The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.
"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."
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To blow into the rectum of ones partner, generally done for pleasure.
She moaned in ecstacy when I bent her over and gave her a zerber.
zerber by Cliff Burton December 11, 2006

Dirty Zerber 

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.
I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!
Dirty Zerber by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011

Crimson Zerber

The act of blowing air into a vagina while she is on her period and then she pushes the air out making a bloody gurgling noise
I gave Jenna a crimson zerber last night and we both laughed as the blood and sloshing fart noises came out her.
Crimson Zerber by Lipidlavalid November 21, 2022
The term "zerbet" was used by Bill Cosby in his role as Dr Heathcliff Huxtable in The Cosby Show i the 1980s to describe a "raspberry", his stage daugther Rudi had given him. A "raspberry" or "zerbet" is the act of putting one's lips against a body part, principally the belly, and blowing air. A tickling senstion ensues.
Rudi just gave me a Zerbet
zerbet by Leon Engelbrecht January 28, 2008

Dirty Zerbert 

As she performs felatio from behind on the penis that is tucked back between the legs the man fires a cum warning in the form of fart on her forehead
Honey, would you rather go have sushi tonight or stay in for a Dirty Zerbert?
a rasberry sound blow on someone's belly or face
zurbert by Az December 14, 2002
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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