zarflax

A fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of horny spacemen by means of its vaginal dentata. Can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp vaginal teeth.

Keep your shlong away from Janet's box, she is a total zarflax!

by Tony Perkis Sr. August 29, 2007

Zarfot

1)Being excessively quick at something. 2)Doing something without mistakes. 3)Closest thing to being perfect.

1)Bob: Dude how fast can you finish task? Jim: 19 Seconds.
Bob: How!?!? It takes the average person 25 Seconds. Jim: What can i say, I'm a zarfot.

2)Bob: So dude i was doing this agility run today and i mis clicked and i ended up going backwars. Jim: Lmao that never happens to me, i'm a zarfot.

3)Bob: Did you see that guy? He's so perfect. Jim: Yeah he's such a zarfot

by Zarfot July 7, 2009

Zarfoting

The act of blowing off your GF to play RuneScape hardcore like

Derek blew off his girlfriend to go Zarfoting. RS player:"Shut up woman! I'm Zarfoting!" Girlfriend:"What's Zarfoting?" RS player:"Just shutup!"

by Gummi Tragen October 31, 2009

Zarforaphter

An enormous Zerwargle commonly known as a Phatoraphter, but with a larger belly for inhaling and/or spewing cows.

ZOMG OMG BBQ LOOK AT THAT ZARFORAPHTER!11!1!! RUN!one

by PHAES July 8, 2009

zarfan

Zarfan is gifted with a brilliant brain and has many sides.He is cute and can help anyone who suffer or in a depression.He is someone you can trust and have serious conversation.He used to be alone and sometimes he even cry but no one know about it.Zarfan also is a rare name and rarely seen.If you dating with someone like him,treat him like a family and he will treat you like a princess.Even if you hurt him,he will not gonna hate you.He’ll try the best to comfort you and be the best person you ever know.He can be introvert with some random people but after he knows who you are,then you can see how lovely he are.If you find someone with this name,try and be friends with him.You sure gonna love it.

Whoa,that boy is so cute.Zarfan isn’t it?

by smone u used to know March 3, 2023

Zarfot

-A robot made out of a peice of shit box with lightbulbs for eyes that goes greegreegreegreegree 3.14159265

-....and he prays@@@@@@@@

Meet me and Zarfot behind Lumby shed for some cabbages baby.

by Yugger March 9, 2010

Zarfy

A zit that is found on one's ass cheek.

That sweaty teenager who mooned us had a giant zarfy on his right cheek.

by BPgator May 17, 2011