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zanked

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other
"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"
by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025
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Zank

Zank
noun / verb
(1) A person who hijacks any conversation, moment, or comment section to inject irrelevant, preachy, or emotionally manipulative nonsense — usually out of a desire to be seen, not heard.

(2) The act of forcing unrelated personal trauma or political outrage into something that had nothing to do with it.
“RIP to a Ozzy Osbourne.”
Zank: “But what about Palestine and climate change?”
Get outta here, zank.

“Bro zanked the whole memorial post to flex his veganism.”
by Unprogrammed July 22, 2025
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Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.
He zanking Michael in the sport shed
by z4nky69 May 28, 2025
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Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker
bro your ZANKING”
by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025
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Zank

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.
"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"
by Zankisas December 25, 2016
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