Zamboner

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner
I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner
by K Jensen March 11, 2015
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zamboner

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!
Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!
by Hannah and Jayne November 24, 2008
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Zambon

A slut who like to make catholic school girls cry. He also like to senak up from the side, stick his cock in your ear, and then climax. He is also a fan of quadruple penetration.
I'll pull a Zambon on your ear!
by SLUT NOTORIOUS March 17, 2003
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Zambon

A small type of African drum. You whack it and it go bon, hence the name Zambon. Well, actually we don't know where Zam comes from, but we're sure it comes from somewhere
he was banging that Zambon like there was no tommorow. Wait, that sounds wrong.
by A person September 15, 2004
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zamboner

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator
The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.
by Virgin Dick August 26, 2008
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zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
by ElMonoDelMar August 24, 2007
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Loner Zamboner

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021
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