zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008

miami zamboni

A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.

The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."

by John XXX September 7, 2006

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

zamboni

What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"

by For The Bros December 19, 2011

zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

by tanbeidio June 20, 2009