zalgo

He Waits Behind The Wall, in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers. In his right hand he holds a dead star, and in his right hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow. His left hands are stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar. He sings the song that ends the earth. The hivemind that confounds the living, and perpetuates the torture of the damned. He takes the eyes, the window of the soul, removes the ability to feel...anything but pain. Once the eyes have been removed, the soul is removed. The living husk is testament to cruelty and everlasting doom. He cannot be stopped, as fear cannot be stopped. He is inseparable from reality, as he exists beyond the veil...waiting.

ZALGO... He waits behind the thin wall you have built in your soul to free yourself from him... he waits... but he shall come... and will sing the song that will end YOU...

by Zalgo Worshipper June 22, 2009

Zalan

A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)

“Zalan is so hot!” - every women

by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021

Zalan

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro

You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug

by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Zaggacino

noun: The combination of two of life's greatest commodities a zag(cigarette) and a coffee (not necessarily a capucinno).

Milo: Yo Safa, you down for a zaggacino?
Safa: Hell ya!

by King Camel February 10, 2009

zalmanzigging

v. the act of having sex with someone that you'll regret when your friends eventually find out.

Example: My friend had sex with a girl that looks like a troll, therefore he was zalmanzigging

by dicktrickelsen May 20, 2011

Zalgo

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos.
Invoking the feeling of chaos.
With out order.
The Nezperdian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo.
He who Waits Behind The Wall.

ZALGO!
The entire room is filled with Zalgo.

by Iewz February 15, 2009