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Zigzag

To break wind while having considerable amounts of feces present in the rectum, the wind passing it by at the sides and taking flavor from it, leading to vile and unusually smelly flatulence (the feces stays in place, though, the wind just zigzagged past it).
- Oh come on, you did not just zigzag in the car, man!? After we had polish food!?
- Hm, afraid so. Why, is that a problem?
- You just extinguished my will to live, bro. (steers car into tree)
by Gamorrean Bard October 6, 2010
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ZigZag Nigga

Type of nigga with a zigzag posture. Not even like the nigga have scoliosis, we straight up have niggas out here walking like zigzags.
That nigga walks like a zigzag nigga, lol.
by niggas are stored in the jail February 24, 2019
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zigzag

A joint or blunt filled with marajuana
I'm gonna go lite up a zigzag
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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ZigZagerate

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.
Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!
by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009
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Zigzag

Aspyn: You freakin Zigzag!!
Dermot: Arheheheh!
by Dermu February 20, 2019
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Zigzagging pussies

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.
"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"
by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010
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zigzagzig

v.
The act of owning someone with the natural dopeness of zigzags and the swiftness of Zoro (from Mask of Zoro) cutting his sig on another's cheeks.
I zigzagzig on that mark-ass trick
When I fcuked his bitch before he did
by Chino XL di Zasta June 12, 2005
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