make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

sip your friends

when you let a friend take a sap of your drank, he'll tell you to sip your friends as in to sip up the leftover liquid sitting in the rim of the can.

ryab: hey MALF u want a sip of my mountain dew?
MALF: sure but sip your friends first

by malferlay April 22, 2017

Your New Boyfriend

is an arsehole...

"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend

by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Your purple

Someone who changed your life

Your purple is that person who came into your life and made it better by just being there and makes you feel good and your life would be a different place without them

by ✨Coffee lover ✨ January 18, 2021

hang your slug out

To expose your penis to a member of the opposite sex, or anyone,it just does not matter.

Go over , hang your slug out, and she'll suck it dry.....

by GS71 October 4, 2016

come all over your cock

Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.

Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2020

pipi in your pampers

epic response by Tiger Petrosyan to Chess Grandmaster Wesley So.

Tiger Petrosyian: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

by WhyTheFuckIsEveryUsernameTaken May 1, 2021