Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019

National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it

Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again

by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021

Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023