Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

by luis artiga December 6, 2022

get your mans

A warning in which you let someone know to tell the person they are with to either relax or to stop acting in an irrational manner

Hey Kyle why is ya boy akin up, get your mans bro

by SydMak March 24, 2019

your mans and them

the group you hang with, or people who are nameless, but with the group.

A. you going out tonight with your mans and them?

B. I saw you last night at the club with your mans and them.

by H666 February 20, 2008

National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018

Get your mans

You use this term whenever you see someone crushing or hitting on a guy. Usually in jokingly manner. You can either shout it while the action is taking place (example 1) or in a way where you're telling them to make the first move (example 2).

Example 1:

"Omg guys look over there!"
"Is that Jennie hitting on Kai?"
"(Shouts at Jennie from a distance) GET YOUR MANS GIRL!"
Example 2
Jennie: "What am I even supposed to say if I go up to him?"
Lisa: "Just go, you're worrying way too much. Come on girl, go get your mans"

by RachellSimpson September 18, 2019

Your mans is pans

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual

Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!

by Menrown5 May 16, 2018