give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.

Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.

by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020

rock your cock off

To be impressed.

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.

by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

Diversifying your Cock-folio

The act of purposely hooking up with girls of various races so that your "cock-folio" (list of girls you have gotten with) is diverse.

Bro 1: "I think that Indian girl is really hot."

Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"

by B.B. Skullfucker August 04, 2010

slappin' your cock around

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

by langan May 04, 2003

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 02, 2022

I'll Beat Your Cock In

A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.

Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!

by Spencer Tubbs August 08, 2006