Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

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Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

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Fondle your asshole

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

by Mblue March 23, 2011

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Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

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FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.

Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.

I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.

Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021

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