go shit yourself

to have an extreme disdain for someone to the point that you demand they defecate themselves immediately without any proper hygienic precautions.

Mark Sanchez, did you seriously just pet my dog? Go shit yourself!

by Ronniemiller1k September 14, 2010

kys yourself

More intelligent way to say kys

Youse should kys yourselves, gentry.
No. You go kys yourself, kind sir.

by Ivern March 1, 2017

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

brace yourself

Preparing to hear something emotionally bad, or preparing for an impact (for an example: car going to crash)

*car about to crash*
Driver: Brace yourselves boys!

or

Girl 1: Brace yourself, because you're not going to like what I'm about to say.

by urbandictionarer March 29, 2017

speak for yourself

Used to tell someone that an opinion they have expressed is not shared by oneself.

Guy 1: "It's normal for someone to feel nervous on the day."
Guy 2: "Speak for yourself... i'm not."

by SolCalibre June 14, 2018

YEET yourself off a bridge

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??

by Ars3n August 19, 2019

Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009