Yourmometer

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

by Evan L. June 5, 2007

yourmom.com

yourmom.com is used when someone is being annoying and wants to know your business. you yell yourmom.com in their face and walk away. they’ll mind their business from then on.

jarred: hey. hey. hey. hey. hey! HEY!
cole: hello.
jarred: what’re you doing?

cole: noneya

jarred: who are you texting?
cole: YOURMOM.COM!!!!

by chill ya beans May 4, 2021

yermom

A popular and fun way to insult someone.

You suck man, but not as good as yermom.

by d'z Nutz on Yo chin. March 11, 2003

Mt. Yermomalot

The official hideout of The Bad Pun Bandit from Poopin the Turd, a subsidiary of Shin Chan.

The courageous Poopin the Turd climbed Mt. Yermomalot and acquired the elusive Nipple Jewel from the gorgeous Boobie Stone.

by DoodooMan January 7, 2009

yermom

Good way to annoy people that ask too many questions.

<bob> Huh?
<bob> I don't get it
<bob> wait, why?
<bob> WHO WAS IT DUDE
<Jag> yermom

by Jagfire March 10, 2003

yomomma

A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom.

Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit."

Guy #2: "Yomomma."

by Whatalosa September 30, 2006

yourmomtic

Describes a situation, where the saying "your mom" is suitable

A:Timmy says he got a good blow job yesterday.

B:That's yourmomtic!

by Albacookie April 8, 2015