"Grandma! What are you doing with my yurglette!!"
by Gladan April 16, 2014
Get the yurglette mug.A infantile yogurt, usually flavored strawberry or vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated police.)
If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.
When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.
Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.
Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.
Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."
If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.
When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.
Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.
Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.
Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."
That yoglette is misbehaving it better grow up soon.
Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.
I love my baby yoglettes.
Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.
I love my baby yoglettes.
by bILBOY32 August 8, 2016
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by anir dendroica January 25, 2015
Get the yogle mug.a yurgle is when you lead someone, or make them believe something that isnt true. It also counts as a yurgle if you sneak up on someone and scare them
bk: i brought the hurt on Pheebs while we were on Martha's Vineyard
ramona: BAh!
bk:seriously
ramona: PTA PQ PTA PQ PQ
bk: YurGLE!!
ramona: BAh!
bk:seriously
ramona: PTA PQ PTA PQ PQ
bk: YurGLE!!
by bk December 28, 2005
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by PstarRachelRoXXX Knox June 19, 2009
Get the yoogle mug.A group of aggressive hairy midgets, popularized by the game called League of Legends. Yordle Squads often end the day by having a Yorgy.
Holy shit Trey, I saw a Yordle Squad on my way to work and almost shit my pants, I'm just glad I got out of there before they took their clothes off.
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