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purple-headed yogurt slinger 

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."
purple-nozzled yogurt slinger by x January 22, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger 

a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed yogurt slinger by Jeff February 25, 2004

one eyed yogurt slinger 

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)
"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger