yogurt 

A hippie.In particular,one of the type who is concerned with health and green issues,a cosmic type.

"Don't go to totnes it's full of yogurts."

yogurt by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Yogurt 

A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity

Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth

Yogurt by gablord July 12, 2019

Yogurt 

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

Yogurt by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006

yogurt 

a play on the word, "yo". A greeting used to answer the phone.

Yogurt, whats up dude!

yogurt by Roomba August 4, 2006

Yogurt 

To be surrounded by people saying "Yo".

"Yo" + girt = yogurt

I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?

Yogurt by Cuban Lincoln May 28, 2011

yogurt 

terrible. worst food. smellls terible. tastes terrible. just a shitty food all around. it looks gross, like lumpy old man cum. and i hate it

fuck yogurt

yogurt by izzyhighlighter October 24, 2018

Yogurt 

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS

"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily
"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie

Yogurt by Katie Thibadough January 19, 2009