the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003