YMCA

A song that forever will be around to torment humans.
Instead of grounding...

"Johnny, if you don't get down here right now, I'm going to show up at your school blaring the YMCA song on the car radio and singing along!"
by unknown person August 05, 2005
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This sexual position can please up to 5 men and one woman. Each letter is a different sex position. For Y, the women lays on a hard cock, her hands are up in the Y position, while stroking two cocks off. one of the other guys is sticking it in her ass, while another throat fucks her til she has scar tissue. help me. The M is when she sits on a chair strapped to the arms, while all 5 men try and fit their cocks into her mouth. the C stands for clit, lul. the A is the anal cavity, because she will eventually have all 5 cocks in her asshole at the same time, causing her anus to rupture. This is daring, beautiful, and a majestic piece of art. im so horny.
"becky, i heard you did the ymca? why?"
I walk away from her gravestone, never going to see her again. help.
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Some song that gets stuck in my head >_<
The Village People - YMCA 0:00 - Some album
by dj gs68 April 26, 2003
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Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating sexual position.

Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back.

The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly.

When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.
Dude, me and Jane did the YMCA last night. Ballerinas are awesome.
by halpwr April 08, 2010
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jobless dude: whats your job?
german beekeeper: Ymca
still jobless dude: woah thats sick!
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"Hey Debbie, make sure you bring your traditional Californian deviled eggs to this week's book club at church this weekend!"
"OK, see you at the YMCA!"
by basicbadger May 11, 2021
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An athletic facility where the very young and the very old hangout.

Where I saw elderly ladies naked, for the first time.
"The first time I changed into my workout attire at the YMCA ladies locker room, I was forever changed by what I saw. I swore to myself, I would never grow old."
by joggyjaybird May 27, 2013
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