David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

by Kolber February 8, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

yesterpants

The pants you wore yesterday.

I owed Bill twenty bucks, but I left it in my yesterpants pocket.

by grayhome July 27, 2011

david letterman show

A place where indie bands and upincoming bands make there u.s. Tv debut. And promote one of their early albums.

I saw the soft pack and white lies on the david letterman show.

by sage thunder April 6, 2010

letterman

A person who constantly flames/cheap shots other people to stroke his ego. Whereas a cheap shot is a Leno, a person who cheap shots others is a Letterman.

God, what a Letterman. That moderator keeps insulting people and locking topics for no reason.

by OLOL March 27, 2007

David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004