yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

yesterfresh

In food or beverages, the state of being fresh yesterday.

"Hey is the coffee fresh?"

"Well, its yesterfresh - I made it yesterday"

by Atomicfroman April 29, 2008

YesterMakeup

When someone wears makeup from the day before.

Lady 1:" OH MY GOSH, she's got on yestermakeup, how trashy"

Lady 2: Jesus tina shut up.

by NeverEndingVagina July 14, 2010

yestergame

The previous game, as in a sports contest played on a previous day.

The Los Angeles Lakers were set for a rematch against the New Orleans Hornets after the Lakers won yestergame.

by KraigEriginal May 12, 2011

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014

Yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow

when you don’t know when something is

Yeah, I’ll do it yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow .

by UselessEyeLasers November 5, 2018

Yesterbae

An ex, someone who was your bae yesterday.

Amanda: Aren't you going out with Rick tonight?

Taylor: OMG, Rick is my yesterbae.

by [readacted] November 23, 2018