yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)

hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019

Yeetus

Someone who can skeet and yeet. Derived from jesus. A yeetus is a master of yeeting.

Carl is yeetus cause he has a great dab

by trevor911 May 24, 2017

Uber Yeets

Like Uber Eats, but instead a person arrives at your door and delivers a massive YEET and then drives away

"What's your address? I'm gonna order a Uber Yeets to spice things up"

by Maple Yeet June 24, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.

This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

yeus

A better meaning for the word "yes" Usually meaning that not only is the person agreeing to what you've asked but is also excited about it, when said in person it is usually followed by a fist pump It's also much sicker when the words creator Angela says it.

Person 1: "sex?"
Person 2: "yeus"

* Clearly illustrates person 2 is excited about having sexual intercourse *

by Bozzzy January 18, 2009

Yeetus

Same energy as its predecessor yeet, but its use of “-us” at the end makes it appear to have much more elegance and sophistication.

“Yeetus yeetus, deletus thy fetus!”

Who else read that in a British accent

by Dab Police March 23, 2019

Yeetus Skeetus Chuck That Fetus

You grab your or someone elses fetus and you yeet that shit (by yeet i mean chuck that mf)

dude 1 : YEETUS SKEETUS CHUCK THAT FETUS
dude 2 : shut the fuck up

by YeEtGoD69420fag October 29, 2018