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valley new year

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)
Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.
by Chelovec November 21, 2018
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13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.
12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube
by Preinstallable November 2, 2020
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Yearbook Yanking

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.
I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking
by Gimaf October 27, 2012
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year

12 months of complete Hell and fuckery
OMFG~last year was a complete & total Disaster!!
by Starchylde June 17, 2015
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Count me in for next year!

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
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12 year old

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.
Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
by Whyey April 12, 2021
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13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition
You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary
by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019
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