Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Yanker

Simply a Yank that's also a Wanker!!

This American guy kept asking obvious questions in the lecture, the lecture took an extra 15 mins! What a fucking yanker!!

by Tom... September 25, 2006

Yackerbate

To talk to oneself.

He was caught yackerbating.

by Ginko July 27, 2003

yakked up

Being high on cocaine. Derived from the slang "yak," for coke.

Dude, I was so yakked up last night, it was awesome.

by Graham GSG May 22, 2008

yarkerdoodle

a word that means whatever you want it to

holy yarkerdoodle

by 🐐🐐 March 5, 2019

bone yanker

one who frequently engages in the yanking of bones

Gawd! Danford, you're such a bone yanker.

Quit smoking the dick weed you bone yanker!!

by c.nutt February 20, 2009

Yeti-Yanker

Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.

God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off

by Jester December 24, 2002