by OshyJosh December 9, 2018
Atheists, secular or non-believers exclusion of Christ in the reference to the holiday commonly known as Christmas.
by Juman December 29, 2009
Serious pressure induced by considerable confusion about what to give to whom; with whom to spend your Xmas day; and all accompanied by cornishly unchanging Xmass music and the perennial lighting works.
by Zembayyeh December 15, 2009
Janine: "Dude, what happened to you last night? You were out of control!"
Mike: "Oh, man I got xmas-ale'd "
Mike: "Oh, man I got xmas-ale'd "
by perino April 27, 2007
Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?
by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021
A strong Indica strain of cannabis that produces a powerful coughlock high and makes you want to sit around at eat and get fat.
by ganjatoker95 August 18, 2011
When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.
Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.
by Fasters December 14, 2021