Xmas

A term for Christmas used by strippers and lazy-ass punks.

Tina: Don't you love Xmas

Bill: You must be a stripper.
Tina: Dafuq

by OshyJosh December 9, 2018

Xmas

Atheists, secular or non-believers exclusion of Christ in the reference to the holiday commonly known as Christmas.

Merry Xmas Everyone

by Juman December 29, 2008

Xmas anxiety

Serious pressure induced by considerable confusion about what to give to whom; with whom to spend your Xmas day; and all accompanied by cornishly unchanging Xmass music and the perennial lighting works.

Sara's Xmass anxiety lasts at least two weeks every year. Xmas anxietyangst

by Zembayyeh December 15, 2009

xmas-ale'd

To get completely and utterly trashed on Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

Janine: "Dude, what happened to you last night? You were out of control!"

Mike: "Oh, man I got xmas-ale'd "

by perino May 7, 2007

Xmas in a duckaru

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen

Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?

by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021

Xmas Kush

A strong Indica strain of cannabis that produces a powerful coughlock high and makes you want to sit around at eat and get fat.

"My nigga got some dope ass xmas kush, lets go fuck shit up!"

by ganjatoker95 August 22, 2011

Xmas Pi

When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.

Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.

by Fasters December 14, 2021