"What Would Jason Do?" Refers to the fictional character Jason Bourne of the Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, as portrayed by Matt Damon, who is repeatedly capable to resolve situations at gunpoint from multiple assaulters, in the most bad ass way possible: by disarming them, kicking their sorry asses, and escaping without getting caught, injured, or killed. What one asks when seeing an intense action scene in a movie, or even when oneself is put in an intense situation.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.
(In a scene where the protagonist is held up by ten people with assault rifles pointed at his head)
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!
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Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
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