It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com
Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.
by Prince of Darkness September 19, 2008
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Anal she wrote

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."
While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.
by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 08, 2010
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i wrote this song

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli
"Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli"
i wrote this song - patrick star
by CrypticMemory May 07, 2020
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That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something
They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.
by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009
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murder she wrote

“ murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.
“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote
by hottiesouthernbody February 25, 2021
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Murder, She Wrote

The best show ever starring the coolest lady in the world, Angela Lansbury.
Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.
by K.C.B October 02, 2006
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