bare wristing

wiping your ass with nothing but your bare wrist because your to lazy to get toilet paper

after i took a shit i bare wristing it and i wiped it on my hoes face

by bad larry December 25, 2007

Dick Wristing

Like "Dick Facing" someone but using Apple Watch's Digital Touch to send a sketch of a dick to someones wrist.

"Erick just got his new Apple Watch and he has been "dick wristing" all of his friends that have one. He's quite the artist!"

by dormantdemon June 1, 2015

Limp wristing

When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.

Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.

by Lil Kdoe May 1, 2018

Double wristing

The act of wearing two dee shiznit watches one on each wrist👊👊

Imma double wristing cuz I’m dee shiznit 2x”

by Rb85 May 1, 2022

writings on the wall

When something becomes made clear, usually something bad. Signifys specifically figuring something out by reading between the lines of the situation. A realization that - once made - would be foolish to ignore.

After that last financial meeting I can twll that the writings on the wall that they were going bankrupt. So I chose to find a new job as soon as I could.

by AKJDT October 25, 2015

The r/writing subreddit Principle

The r/writing subreddit Principle states that if your question starts with the words "Is it ok" or something similar to that then the answer is invariably yes.

"Hello, r/writing. Can I use a particular gimmick or a plot device that has been used before but because I don't actually read books or do any research I just assume it to be a highly original idea?"

"According to the r/writing subreddit Principle, the answer is always yes. You can write whatever you want."

"But is it ok if, like, my main character dies in the end? I'm afraid the average reader will be put off by my creative genius."

"Yes! Stop asking other people for validation! Grow a backbone and write what you want!"

by Judas Altar Boy June 24, 2022

High-writing

Unlike WUI high-writing refers to writing while under the influence of marijuana, specifically
AKA fly-writing

High-writer: Hey, I was high-writing all night yesterday.
Friend: No way, you HAVE to share it with me
High-writer: It's gonna blow you away

by TheRyad March 18, 2011