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Wrinkled Warrior

This is another name for a man that is uncircumcised. Due to excess foreskin the Mans penis is very wrinkled. SIDE EFFECTS MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS SWELLING AND PREMATURE EJACULATION!
by FAMONKEY MONSTER January 21, 2010
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wrinkled brown trout

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.
That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.
by Joshua K May 17, 2006
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Wrinkled Steak

I had wrinkled steak for breakfast.
by Basic Brother January 1, 2022
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Penis wrinkled

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot
by Con9412 January 24, 2021
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wrinkled turkey

when a penis is masterbated to its max, its skin falls over its grundle
when dan masi masterbates to fat hors on jerry springer he gets a wrinkled turkey.
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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