Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018

shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 17, 2008

Gangsta Wrapping

Gangsta wrapping is a subgenre of gift-wrapping, where you act all hard while wrapping gifts, mostly because you're pissed that you have to wrap them.

You just finished your Christmas shopping and realize you have to wrap them all. Fuck.

You end up gangsta wrapping: drinking hard, uttering profanities, making references to your Christmas Ho ho ho's, and listening to NWA or Ice T while wrapping all those motherf*ckin' gifts.

by iansync December 27, 2011

bubble wrapping

getting high as hell or getting so stoned you cant walk

dude i went bubble wrapping yesterday and woke and don't remember where

by mr. tomahawk December 9, 2010

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016

Sausage wrapping

When a man with no forskin and a man with forskin put their dicks together and the man with forskin wraps it over the guy with no forskin

Bro me and Tyler where sausage wrapping yesterday

by Tortuga king March 2, 2018