wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

by Bossman999 July 26, 2015

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

10/10 would bang

THAT SUPER SEXY BESTLY SEXY ASS PERSON YOU WOULD JUST SMASH, same

"Woah look at that girl!" "10/10 would bang dude."

by Rubbie mate May 31, 2016

would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008

I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

Would of

A construction used by people who may be native English speakers, but who still don't understand that "of" and "have" are different words.

I would of known the difference between "of" and "have", but I of not been educated. Of a nice day!

by John Stxxxx October 21, 2011