I wouldn't worry about it

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.

Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

by Biffy Drecker November 22, 2015

You wouldn't get it

You probably wouldn't get it

Her: why do you always say, you wouldn't get it
Me: you wouldn't get it
Her: why do you keep saying that? Where's it from?
Me: you wouldn't get it

by You wouldn't get it November 5, 2019

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.

Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"

by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

by elmacko April 28, 2011

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.

Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

by MC Gee January 23, 2008