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wormsack

The lowest of social rankings, has a very small and shriveled, yet somehow wrinkly scrotum. Notoriously not natty, uses many PED's such as curl enhancers and black tar heroin.
Girl 1: David is such a fucking creep cunt, he's the most beta of beta males
Girl 2: Yeah, he's for sureeeeee a major wormsack
Jock: Oi wormsack, come clean my foreskin.
by Deberner March 17, 2022
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Workstabating

The process of looking buisy at your desk when your supervisor comes around while doing absolutly nothing constructive
Dude my boss snuck up on me today and totally caught me workstabating.

or i had to come up with a workstabation plan today the boss was doing the rounds
by Eyesatmidnight April 3, 2009
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wornstack

He's such a wornstack
by AASSSSSSASSSASBSHJSBAHS October 27, 2023
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Wornstack

A silly person who makes fun of people at ANY chance they get.
"He won't stop making fun of my face shape!"
"I know, he's such a wornstack."
by AASSSSSSASSSASBSHJSBAHS October 30, 2023
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Workstation Vacation

This is what occurs when your overbearing, micro-managing boss is not in the office for the day and you finally have a chance to relax and enjoy your day and co-workers. Usually, little or no actual work is accomplished during this time, so you are on a kind of vacation even though you are at work.
Jim, why is everyone smiling and laughing over here today? What happened?

Nothing. We're all just on a workstation vacation because Janet is out for the day at a conference.
by c2herr April 7, 2011
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Workpacker

A workpacker is a backpacker tourist who carries laptops and other internet enabled mobile devices so they could do work while on vacation.
During my recent visit to a resort location, I found that more than half of the visitors were "workpackers" (I must admit it was ugly to see so many people gazing at their laptop screens sitting in open areas, in a beach resort! Then, I looked at myself - I was no different!).
by BabuGeorge May 6, 2019
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Workspace Ambient

A genre of ambient music for work or study. It is defined by being music that is *not* for listening i.e. underscore or undercurrent. Unobtrusive, calming, simple, reflective. The tonal quality of sounds is more important than melody. There may be chant (sacred or choral), binaural or other tonal/ rhythmic elements known to produce calming effect. There is typically ambient embellishment (e.g. sounds from nature). It is *not* elevator music miss you Astrud.
Unfortunately, the workspace ambient had sent the entire staff into a deep, peaceful sleep and productivity plunged that day... Just joking. Workspace ambient saved the day - 423% increase in staff productivity, no office arguments, and the the boss gave everyone bonus salary!
by prik kee noo January 4, 2024
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