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wormplay

The act of taking a small earthworm and sliding it inside of your penis.
I'm never doing wormplay. It sounds disgusting.
by Blue Couch Mike Chilton November 30, 2019
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workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.
Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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Phantom of the Workplace

Just as with the Phantom of the Opera, you would like to unmask this workplace thief who is always pilfering something.
The elusive and mentally unstable Phantom of the Workplace has apparently lifted all of my tampons from my drawer last night!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Workplace bullying

A very specific form of bullying which is often misunderstood.

It is bullying that happens in a workplace, however the method of the bullying is much different to what you're usual idea of bullying would be.

It can involve multiple perpetrators attacking the victim in the one workplace, or it could be caused by one perpetrator at each place that the victim works at in their life.

Often workplace bullying doesn't end at one place of work, but continues by other perpetrators at the victim's subsequent workplaces.

One method is to make the victim feel as though people are spreading malicious gossip about the victim when they are not.

Another tactic is to undermine work performance by deliberately withholding information vital for effective work performance.

Sometimes the bullying may in the form of ostracism.
Please stop workplace bullying.

Jim was the victim of workplace bullying, which, due to its clandestine nature, nobody except him and his bullies were aware of.

Sarah was a victim of workplace bullying when she was ostracized.

The many short stints of work listed on Mike's resume were a result of workplace bullying.

The workplace bullying was carried across from one employer to another, when Frank lost his jobs.

Workplace bullying was part of the gang stalking that Mary endured.
by Friend of Panlock. February 12, 2010
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workplace monkey mind

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.
Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.
I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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workplace despair

A common state of mind in the helping professions in the United States, especially in institutional settings.
Lately, working in the prison, due primarily to the unfathomable paperwork, I am experiencing workplace despair about fifty percent of the time.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2019
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