Workitus

A state of being over-worked and subsiquently calling out with a fake illness of sorts

"I can't come in, I've got Meriothelia's Syndrom....."

"You've got Workitus is what you've got..."

by Docter Octogonapus December 23, 2008

Worksturbation

1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.

1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"

by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010

Workstation

A girl's vagina

That girl's workstation is pretty dirty, might wanna stay away from that for a while

by Daysend February 11, 2010

Workstool

A workstool is the shit you take at your place of work, usually on purpose to take a break and always on the clock. The verb form of workstool is workstooling which can refer to the actual action in the bathroom or to intentional rationing of bowel movements at home in order to wait till you are at work and clocked in.

Ex.1:

A: "Hey where did Josh go? He's supposed to be moving crates to the basement!"
B: "I think Josh is busy with a workstool."

Ex.2:

A: "Why don't you take a shit and stop complaining about how bad you have to go!?"
B: "No can do partner, I have night shift."
A: "Why does that matter?"
B: "I'm workstooling."
A: *nods*

by I'm a lumberjack. June 18, 2010

workstack

List of numbers that do not reflect reality

"have you seen my workstack this week? I'm being asked to work 25 hours a day."

by workstacker February 14, 2018

workstipation

A backup of tasks that never seem to complete, but then one day you arrive at work without a hangover and get them all done in two hours. The relief is like letting loose a poo that has been hanging around in your mind for days. Time for a drink. You earned it, buddy! Start the cycle over again. Addiction to laxatives is very common. Addiction to booze is even more common. Workstipation afflicts many more people than even know they have it.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe no one noticed that I had Workstipation for the past three months. All I gotta do is sober up here once in a while to get shit done? Fuck yeah! Let the work poo flow, bitches. Eat it.

by drunk dude 69 June 13, 2018

Wordist

Wordist is someone who judges a word by it's name.

A wordist would say something like "Wordist isnt a word"

by HEHE SISTER SNAPPED OOF September 19, 2018