A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.
Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"
by kittyvideo January 10, 2019
Get the Woofer Dealmug. I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a
*BUTT-WOOFER*
*BUTT-WOOFER*
by 1OO1 December 9, 2008
Get the butt-woofermug. by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018
Get the Woofer sniffermug. Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.
The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.
by delta412 May 10, 2011
Get the Cock-woofermug. Damn, that bitch a sub-woofer.
by soundboy24 November 13, 2009
Get the Sub-woofermug. When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender
Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
by deputy_danger April 17, 2017
Get the cross woofermug. 
Get the facebook woofermug.